THERE ARE CERTAIN TREES ALONG THE SIDE OF DESOLATE STRETCHES OF HIGHWAY THAT ARE COVERED IN HANGING SHOES. Deranged Christmas trees festooned with well-trodden ornaments. There is no outstanding motive to account for why one tree would be so adorned while many others remain barren to grow old in with naked dignity. The question of why may have never been explored.
Maybe it’s the way the light hits these shoe trees when the sun lays down in the distance, or that they have the familiar canopy of the arboreal archetype—I am thinking Bob Ross cum Window OS stock background bundle. It could be that this tree springs up around the point in the road when anyone too drunk to stay put becomes sober enough to reconsider, say a lonely hustler on a surreptitious escape from the gold-ringed clutches of Reno’s rhinestone and dandruff gangsters.
But why would a person be driven to launch a pair of shoes into their branches? To take a pair of shoes off of their feet and tie them together to spin them alongside the body in triumphant mimicry of the diminutive David and then, after centrifugal efficacy has been achieved, release those most pedestrian of objects into the air towards the jumbled skeins of outstretched branches.
This act is committed, of singular intention, and such that retrieval would pose a significant health danger.”Nothing about this is spontaneous. The shoes must be gathered and prepared. Is this done in a state of inconsolable rage due to the memory of an unfaithful lover? As a celebration of a triumphant journey? Perhaps this is a premeditated act, these shoes the representative icon of a long thankless job. It is likely that the first pair that swayed easily from those high branches were not alone for long. Many drivers might pass by, tuned into the road, hypnotized by its hum not noticing these gallowed soles while others might have wondered at the simple spectacle of this tethered pair for a few moments before returning to the pedestrian problems of grocery lists, taxes, and infidelity. They carried on, their feet comfortably swaddled in the sweaty confines of their footwear or perhaps their soles free on the pedals with their shoes safely kicked off to the side.
Then as if struck by lighting, the urge to make a contribution and join this mysterious pair would come over a lovestruck diver, enraged passenger or some not lost psychedelic wanderer and off come the shoes. Two pair, three pair, four pair thrown at the tree hung in their branches and with each set the attraction grows.
This spectacle is now fully underway, like bees to honey or flies to shit driver after driver fling pair after pair into the branches. The need for community, the desire to become apart of something more than oneself is a fundamentally animalistic trait that cannot be denied, and while the first shoe may be a mystery there is no denying that humans have been contributing their refuse to totemic stockpiles since the dawn of civilization.
The Middlegate, Nevada shoe tree was destroyed by vandals in late 2010.
PROJ Y Casting
PROJ Y WOF
Lunar Bikepacking
Prospectus
The Dead Reckoning Book
starter pack
Bikepacking 101
Dead Reck is Dead
Introduction
Day 01
Day 02
Introduction
Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Introduction
Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Day 04
Day 05
Day 06
Introduction
Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Day 04
Introduction
Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Introduction
Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Introduction
Day 00
Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Day 04
Instagram Symposium
Introduction
Day 00
Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Day 04
Day 05
Day 06
Day 07
Introduction
Day 00
Days 01-02
Day 03
Day 04
Day 05
Day 06
Days 07-08
Day 09
Lord Nerd Beta
Base Camp: Motel on Carroll, Dunedin
Day 01: Dunedin to Danseys Inn
Day 02: Danseys Pass to Ida Railway Hut
Day 03: Ida Railway Hut to Omarama Pass
Day 04: Omarama to Huxley Forks
Day 05: Huxely Forks to Brodrick Pass
Day 06: Brodrick Pass to Wanaka
Lord Nerd Beta
Preface
Day 01: Charazani to Hichocollo
Day 02: Hichocollo to Pelechuco
Day 03: Pelechuco to Mountainside Bivouac #1
Day 04: Mountainside Bivouac #1 to Hilo Hilo
Day 05: Hilo Hilo to Mountainside Bivouac #2
Day 06: Mountainside Bivouac #2 to Curva
Outro
Lord Nerd Beta
Day 01: Oasis to Bishop
Day 02: Bishop to North Lake
Day 03: North Lake to Piute Pass and Back to Piute Lake
Day 04: Piute Lake to Bishop
Day 05: Mono Hot Springs
Lord Nerd Beta
Day 00: The Approach
Day 01: Tyax Lodge to Iron Pass
Day 02: Iron Pass to Graveyard Valley
Day 03: Graveyard Valley to Trigger Lake
Day 04: Trigger Lake to Tyax Lodge
Flooded with Feeling
Wilderness
Mike Cherney on Black Bears
Rope Swing
Slash Piles
Nylon
Conversations with a Black Bear
US Route 93
Turnagain Mud Flats
Bushwhacking in British Columbia
Men’s Penury
Bob Dittler et. al.
Bushwhacking in the MSOJ
Mike Cherney’s Knife
Hideout, UT
Hoover Dam
Shoe Tree
Destruction
The Siskiyou Mountain Club
Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park
EN 417 – Normes Européennes 417 – The Lindal Valve
Wolf Satellite
Itchy and Scratchy
Tanoak Dust
Lake Havasu
Knife Fighting
The Comfort Inn Covenant
The Wrong/Right Way To Experience Montauk
Ohiopyle Falls
Allosaurus via Lean-to
Lyle Ruterbories, Glacier National Park Ranger
Water Interface Experimentation (WIE)
OSOs & UOSOs e.g., Mt. Oberlin
Louisiana Custom Cars
Archaeologizing, Pt. II
Archaeologizing, Pt. I
Mather Point
Sarah Plummer Lemmon & Matt Hall
Kangaroo Lake and Fran
Minor Religions of the Mt. Shasta Region
The Fist Bump
The Ideal Shelter
Headwaters of the Sacramento River
Buckle Bunnies
DFKWA: Baldface Creek - Part I
Mule Deer Radio Collaring
The Disappearance of Everett Ruess
Dall Sheep Kebabs
The Ideal Woodsman Knife
DFKWA: Rough and Ready Creek - Part I
Rowdy Water
Killing a Mountain Caribou
Boredom, Slingshots, and Prairie Dogs
We Would Like to Visit
Black Bear Ranch
Origins
The Heart of the Klamath
Skid Town Bicycles
Low Stress Management
CLUB MACHO
Club Macho Ep. 01
Club Macho Ep. 02
Club Macho Ep. 03
Cumberland Permanent
Iron Goat Permanent
Natchez Trace Permanent
Trail of Tears Permanent
(Dis)Enchanted Rock Permanent
MSOJ Permanent
Shorty Peak Lookout
Deer Ridge Lookout
Arid Peak Lookout
Flag Point Lookout
Umpqua Hot Springs
Cougar Hot Springs
Bagby Hot Springs
Goldbug Hot Springs
Ft. Bridger Rendezvous
Corndoggin’ Castle Lake
Kangaroo Lake
The Narrows
Matthews Creek
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