In the last few years I've realized that it was a mistake to stop riding dirtbikes when I was 11. While I don't necessarily regret growing out my hair, smoking drugs and learning to play guitar, I'd gladly replace that time for an unbroken chunk of years riding and building motorcycles. My other ongoing and lifelong pursuit is to discover the key to the Philosopher's Stone. Currently my studies on the transmutation of metals are under the tutelage of a gypsy named Melquiades, who lives near the 6th Street bridge.

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