Once, after I graduated Fairfax High in Los Angeles, I made a backside noseblunt on the CBS banks. Skateboarding was everything but then I started riding bikes and shaving my legs. Later I moved to Portland, Oregon where I did more bike riding as well as various other outdoor pursuits. I've made pies, gripped, valeted, messengered, marketed and sold. I have two kids (identical twin boys), a girlfriend, and a new truck. I'm really into fake anthropology as a career and self-sufficiency as like, a thing.

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