THE SACO RIVER WINDS FROM THE WHITE MOUNTAINS OF NEW HAMPSHIRE through Southern Maine, emptying into the sea at Saco Bay. Behind its bucolic banks, though, lies a grim history, one that elicits whispers of an “Indian curse.” Local legend goes that in the summer of 1675, a group of white settlers tossed an Indian boy from the Sokokis tribe into the river to see if native children were in fact born able to swim “like dogs.” Enraged Sokokis chief Squandro swore that three white men would perish in the river’s waters annually for the deed. The tale is such an integral part of life in the region that in 1947, after a summer of no casualties, the front page of the local newspaper declared “Saco River Outlives Curse of Indian Chief.”
Today, on a leisurely inner tube trip down the calm stretch of the Saco between tiny Buxton and Hollis, Maine, one need only scan the shores to see the variety of human uses for such a waterway. The West Buxton Hydroelectric Plant, a mid-century monument to the desire to harness the water’s power, still operates just upriver from sprawling residential lawns and the uniform green of Salmon Falls Country Club. These manicured expanses continually interrupt vibrant green banks of forest. Here, working class families who have farmed the land or moved timber down the river for generations live alongside moneyed retirees and professionals looking for some relaxation. And finally, just across from the golf course’s ninth fairway, stands that ubiquitous totem of adolescent abandon: the rope swing.
Buxton’s most famous (see infamous) swing contains in its name both a parent’s worst fears and knowing elbow nudges exchanged by the same parent’s kids: the suicide swing. The name seems at first overblown, but it reflects the very real danger of the contraption. After all, it’s a sun-bleached, slightly frayed rope bound to a tree perched atop a small cliff. Unlike some nearby swings that carry you close to the water, or feature a wooden seat for a comfortable ride, the “suicide” towers over the scene, King Swing. No one approaches the spot without knowing full well that some cocky kid will eventually dare you to jump. Summers here are filled with heady make-outs, broken bottles and broken-up fist fights. They’re also marked by the inevitable visit from the local cops, the dispersal of jumpers, and the eventual return once the coast is clear.
There is a level of skill involved in the rope swing drop: timing is of the utmost importance and you have but a narrow window in which to let go or else risk smashing onto the shelf of rocks running along the shore.
Release in the sweet spot and you’ll drop about thirty feet and splash down without incident. We are fallible creatures and as such it is easy to believe the requisite tales and cultured rumors about so-and-so’s cousin who shattered his knees on the jagged shore after holding on too long or the out-of-towner who belly-flopped and caved in his lungs, etc. No one wants to appear chicken by not swinging, but while you wait in line to swing and then rope in hand these fables once tiny and inconsequential grow into monsters crowding out all other thoughts until you have to just let go of the unease (and the rope), and accept the void in your stomach as an essential component to the sheer thrill of the fall.
Once one has covered the basics, the swing offers a classic opportunity for self-expression and braggadocio. You want to impress your friends with a little extra something? Try swinging out there upside-down! Other wild techniques include back flips, 360s, reverse dives, and the foolhardy “tandem swing.” This last one elicits head-shakes from even the most seasoned daredevils. There’s nothing like watching a pair of young lovers fling themselves out there as the weathered rope moans under the stress of two bodies. The more brash the stunt, the more you can look forward to a chorus of hooting and clapping as you emerge from the water.
There are safer bets for those looking to jump without risking catastrophe. The nearby Salmon Falls Bridge, or the remaining abutments of a long-ago collapsed railroad trestle sit much closer to the water and will do just fine. Nonetheless, for one childhood friend, even the suicide swing wasn’t epic enough, and he launched himself from one of the massive buildings connected to the hydroelectric dam. I watched from the hood of my car as he assumed a kind of lawn chair pose in the air, hitting the water ass-first with a gunshot crack. The Saco Curse flashed immediately to mind. My pal avoided a watery grave, but did suffer a shattered vertebra and a summer spent watching TV in bed. This insane leap made the swing suddenly seem almost quaint. Yet, it didn’t feel so benign when I found myself tightening my grip on that rope the next weekend, getting pumped for yet another plunge.
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Lunar Bikepacking
Prospectus
The Dead Reckoning Book
starter pack
Bikepacking 101
Dead Reck is Dead
Introduction
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Instagram Symposium
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Introduction
Day 00
Days 01-02
Day 03
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Day 06
Days 07-08
Day 09
Lord Nerd Beta
Base Camp: Motel on Carroll, Dunedin
Day 01: Dunedin to Danseys Inn
Day 02: Danseys Pass to Ida Railway Hut
Day 03: Ida Railway Hut to Omarama Pass
Day 04: Omarama to Huxley Forks
Day 05: Huxely Forks to Brodrick Pass
Day 06: Brodrick Pass to Wanaka
Lord Nerd Beta
Preface
Day 01: Charazani to Hichocollo
Day 02: Hichocollo to Pelechuco
Day 03: Pelechuco to Mountainside Bivouac #1
Day 04: Mountainside Bivouac #1 to Hilo Hilo
Day 05: Hilo Hilo to Mountainside Bivouac #2
Day 06: Mountainside Bivouac #2 to Curva
Outro
Lord Nerd Beta
Day 01: Oasis to Bishop
Day 02: Bishop to North Lake
Day 03: North Lake to Piute Pass and Back to Piute Lake
Day 04: Piute Lake to Bishop
Day 05: Mono Hot Springs
Lord Nerd Beta
Day 00: The Approach
Day 01: Tyax Lodge to Iron Pass
Day 02: Iron Pass to Graveyard Valley
Day 03: Graveyard Valley to Trigger Lake
Day 04: Trigger Lake to Tyax Lodge
Flooded with Feeling
Wilderness
Mike Cherney on Black Bears
Rope Swing
Slash Piles
Nylon
Conversations with a Black Bear
US Route 93
Turnagain Mud Flats
Bushwhacking in British Columbia
Men’s Penury
Bob Dittler et. al.
Bushwhacking in the MSOJ
Mike Cherney’s Knife
Hideout, UT
Hoover Dam
Shoe Tree
Destruction
The Siskiyou Mountain Club
Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park
EN 417 – Normes Européennes 417 – The Lindal Valve
Wolf Satellite
Itchy and Scratchy
Tanoak Dust
Lake Havasu
Knife Fighting
The Comfort Inn Covenant
The Wrong/Right Way To Experience Montauk
Ohiopyle Falls
Allosaurus via Lean-to
Lyle Ruterbories, Glacier National Park Ranger
Water Interface Experimentation (WIE)
OSOs & UOSOs e.g., Mt. Oberlin
Louisiana Custom Cars
Archaeologizing, Pt. II
Archaeologizing, Pt. I
Mather Point
Sarah Plummer Lemmon & Matt Hall
Kangaroo Lake and Fran
Minor Religions of the Mt. Shasta Region
The Fist Bump
The Ideal Shelter
Headwaters of the Sacramento River
Buckle Bunnies
DFKWA: Baldface Creek - Part I
Mule Deer Radio Collaring
The Disappearance of Everett Ruess
Dall Sheep Kebabs
The Ideal Woodsman Knife
DFKWA: Rough and Ready Creek - Part I
Rowdy Water
Killing a Mountain Caribou
Boredom, Slingshots, and Prairie Dogs
We Would Like to Visit
Black Bear Ranch
Origins
The Heart of the Klamath
Skid Town Bicycles
Low Stress Management
CLUB MACHO
Club Macho Ep. 01
Club Macho Ep. 02
Club Macho Ep. 03
Cumberland Permanent
Iron Goat Permanent
Natchez Trace Permanent
Trail of Tears Permanent
(Dis)Enchanted Rock Permanent
MSOJ Permanent
Shorty Peak Lookout
Deer Ridge Lookout
Arid Peak Lookout
Flag Point Lookout
Umpqua Hot Springs
Cougar Hot Springs
Bagby Hot Springs
Goldbug Hot Springs
Ft. Bridger Rendezvous
Corndoggin’ Castle Lake
Kangaroo Lake
The Narrows
Matthews Creek
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